I order a steak, no fat, well done, with a side of broccolini and a side of the chefs choice (I like to be surprised by the second side). He would order the first middle eastern dish he sees on the menu. I get coke and he gets a coors. For desert he gets whatever chocolate is on the menu and most recommended; I get vanilla ice cream with sprinkles, gummi bears, m&ms, crushed peanuts, and bits of waffle cone. He salts his food very lightly before tasting it, I add nothing and eat it all mixed together. The desert we both try but eat no more than 3 bites. He tips the waiter/waitress generously and I tip the busboy. Then we both leave a good tip for the hostess as we leave. Share a cigarette outside and go home.